[ Let's be real, 'weird' doesn't even cover half of it. ]

Oi! [ He squawked in a very undignified manner, broken from his moment of admiring the way that skinny fellow moved about. ] Less than a hundred, thank you very much! And I'm not even middle aged for a fae! [ Yes he was, and the silver in his goatee was a dead giveaway, but he wasn't about to point that out. ]

Yeah, but are ya the type to survive by ducking your head down or what? I mean, that used to be my method but I'm thinking this one might get more physical.