[ All right, that...was lengthy. And strange. Rafa glances at the unicorn, which isn't reacting to this the way another person would; it's mostly just processing data and waiting for him to proceed. ]

I would be surprised if it eats anything at all. It seems ill-inclined. And Plinius the Uncle had quite the imagination.

[ Who quotes Plinius the Uncle in normal conversation? Absolutely no one, is who. ]

You must be quite the scholar, my friend. Might I inquire as to your name?