Please, I don't need sex and even if I did it's not like I'm going to have any trouble getting it. [ He wiggled his left hand to make the diamonds in his ring finger sparkle, because duh, married, sex all the time, right? Right. ]

I heal quick, I could probably feed you on the daily if you wanted but you might want to rely on more than just me. Probably only a matter of time before one a meteor crashes into my house and takes me out, with the way my luck's been...