[ If there's anything that doesn't make sense, it's everything the boy just said. Putting aside the fact that john doesn't know what Chinese or Mexican are, he's fairly certain that all humanoid races, be they elves, dwarves, halflings, or humans, have genitalia that look roughly the same. Sure, a half orc will have a larger penis than a dwarf, but the general layout is the same.

But that's besides the point. What does his penis have anything to do with this? ]

I have never been to a plane called Eudio, but I have been to many, many others. In fact, it's been so long since I've been to the plane I started with that I hardly remember what it's called. If you're looking for solidarity based on point of origin, you'll have to look somewhere else.