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joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote in [personal profile] spoofer 2017-05-25 01:34 am (UTC)

Oh my fucking God, [says the most expressive and eloquent young man in the multiverse.] You're a full body hug for a sore cock. [he says stupid things when he's freaking out. he says stupid things all the time. he spins her around twice, his big hollow eyes squinting up at her face, studying the familiar shape of her smile and the way it matches to her self-deprecating little voice. he jostles her up and down two more times in a way that would've cracked an infant's neck, probably, if she were an infant, but she's not.

he lets her down on the ground. two little burst drops, until her shoes touch the pavement again. he glances down at the eevee, and after a moment, tries to fluff it on the head with his tattooed fingers.]
Yeah no fucking kidding, [he says.] We had Goddamn earthquakes. Saw one of the energy collection towers cave across the park from where I live. It was a little bit uncool. No people died or nothing while I was there. Very PG-13, as far as the fucking apocalypse goes.

[he's downlplaying it, and/or being an ass. as one does.] You get in here alone?

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